By Eli Saslow
PUBLISHED: Mar 5, 2015, 11:48 am EST
THE FUTURE of the Toronto Blue Jays wakes up in a 1978 Volkswagen camper behind the dumpsters at a Wal-Mart and wonders if he has anything to eat. He rummages through a half-empty cooler until he finds a dozen eggs.
ADDED: Mar 5, 2015, 2:18 pm via espn.go.com