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Kevin Pillar out for a week to 10 days with a slight right oblique strain (sneezing) #honestly #bluejays
— Richard Griffin (@RGriffinStar) March 15, 2015
10 days! Note to self: never sneeze.
In the pantheon of weird baseball injuries, this is just above cutting your hand while separating frozen hamburgers, but below chipping your tooth on a frozen donut or running away from dream spiders.
(h/t Lana Berry)