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Jays Lose 4-2: Game Eighteen Thoughts

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Published: Apr 25, 2015, 9:22 pm EDT

Well that sucked. Dan Norris pitched a terrific game, the Jays put up a couple runs, and then the bullpen blew it. Oh well. It happens. Miguel Castro has now given up a home run in three of four appearances. He hasn’t quite been the unhittable guy who doesn’t walk...

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Game Threat: Blue Jays (9-8) @ Rays (9-8)

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Published: Apr 25, 2015, 6:16 pm EDT

I spent the last hour or so trying to put some words together about the Jays finally letting go of Ricky Romero, who was released today by the club. What a mistake! Um… that I’ve made. The Jays clearly are not wrong in cutting ties with Romero as he’s on...

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Game Threat: Blue Jays (9-7) @ Rays (8-8)

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Published: Apr 24, 2015, 6:29 pm EDT

I know, R.A., I’m rolling my eyes at these clowns, too. I should probably write something about the Jays and Rays and R.A. Dickey and the returning Drew Smyly and the still-out Jose Bautista and Michael Saunders here, but holy effing shitting trash-birding fuck, Baltimore. “Alejandro De Aza unhappy with...

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Turf Titty: Showalter Can Buck Off

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Published: Apr 24, 2015, 3:38 pm EDT

“There was consideration by Orioles of not playing Tuesday night,” tweets Baltimore Sun reporter Eduardo A. Encina. “Especially after Paredes was hurt on bad hop. O’s have contacted MLB.” Hahahahaha. Oh Shitwalter. U mad bro? Encina adds that Baltimore hasn’t lodged a formal complaint with the league, they’ve just vented at...

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Jays Win 7-6: Game Sixteen Thoughts

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Published: Apr 23, 2015, 10:14 pm EDT

Traaaaaaaaaash biiiiiiirds! Traaaaaaaaaaash biiiiiiiirds! Or… wait, are they trash birds or shit birds? Either way, they’re the fucking swept birds now, as Drew Hutchison pitched like… well… like Drew Hutchison kinda tended to do last year on an extra day of rest, leading the Jays to a sweep of Shitwalter and...

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Game Threat: Blue Jays (8-7) vs. Orioles (7-8)

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Published: Apr 23, 2015, 7:10 pm EDT

No fights last night between the Jays and the trash birds — but maybe that’s just because there was nothing about which the poor shithead Orioles could pretend to be aggrieved. It’s a matchup of Opening Day starters, Drew Hutchison and Chris Tillman, and one that will feature fewer walks...

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Jose Calmly Sips Coffee As Trash Bird Adam Jones Bats

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Published: Apr 23, 2015, 1:45 pm EDT

Apparently the MASN broadcast switched to a shot of Jose Bautista when Adam Jones first came to the plate in Wednesday night’s Jays-Orioles game, and instead of another glare-down from the Jays slugger, which they were probably hoping for, there he was, calmly sipping his Timmies. I dunno, I lol’d....

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Thole Up, Navarro To The DL

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Published: Apr 23, 2015, 12:07 pm EDT

Well this “clears up” the Jays’ (backup) catching and DH situation a little bit, now, doesn’t it? (“Clears up” is a synonym for “makes worse,” right?) In a move that would have caused a damn crisis last year, Dioner Navarro has been placed on the 15-day disabled list by the club with...

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Jays Win 4-2: Game Fifteen Thoughts

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Published: Apr 22, 2015, 11:58 pm EDT

My friend Devon is teaching me how to whip it… Take that, shitbirds! That one was never in doubt! Uh… OK, so maybe it was a little in doubt at times. Like when Aaron Sanchez tried to give out a free pass everybody in the house (which… he got up to...

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Game Threat: Blue Jays (7-7) vs. Orioles (7-7)

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Published: Apr 22, 2015, 7:11 pm EDT

Welp. At least the trash birds won’t be injuring Jose Bautista tonight. Sigh. What they could do, though, is a number on Aaron Sanchez, who the knives have already kinda been out for in some of the more reactionary corners of the fan base. It certainly wouldn’t hurt the club...

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Andrew Stoeten, a much-beloved Blue Jays blogger/writer, is one of the founders of Drunk Jays Fans

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