Dear John: About This Bullpen Mess...

Gibbers! My man! Long time no speak, bud. It’s Stoeten.You know? Stoeten?I’m… it’s… OHHHH, you old pigfucker, you almost had me going for a second there!But listen shit for brains -- I kid! I kid! -- let’s skip the niceties and get straight to the goddamn nut here. Right to...