The Blue Jays' extra ticket and beer sales have almost paid for Troy Tulowitzki's contract already

That's not how this is supposed to work, Blue Jays. When the Blue Jays traded Jose Reyes and prospects for Troy Tulowitzki, no money exchanged hands. Tulowitzki was owed $94 million after this season and Reyes was owed $48 million. That means the Blue Jays assumed an extra ... uh...