"Buck Martinez" thinks outfield alligators, Tarzan ropes are "too much"

Photo credit: Nick Turchiaro-USA TODAY SportsWith the influx of incredible base hit-robbing outfielders like Kevin Pillar, baseball may soon find itself with an offence problem. According to one John Albert "Buck" Martinez -- or, more accurately, according to "Buck Martinez" in a message left on my phone by my pal Jimmy (aka @JimmyByronMusic)...

By Andrew Stoeten