Report: Jay Bruce To Definitely Sign With Blue Jays and You Should Probably Get Your Jersey Now I’m Super Serious

Hey, look a headline about my beloved Toronto Blue Jays, let’s take a look! WOW! THAT’S INTERESTING! OH, LOOK, HERE’S ANOTHER ONE ON THE SAME STORY! THIS MUST BE BIG! OH BOY! THAT COULD SURE HELP THE OUTFIELD NEXT YEAR! Now to...