Blue Jays claim Sam Moll on waivers, 40-man roster is full

ROSS ATKINS walks slowly up to JERRY DIPOTO in the hall of waivers. ATKINS: Please, sir, I want Sam Moll. DIPOTO: WHAT?!? ATKINS: Please, sir. I want Sam... (beat) Moll? DIPOTO: MOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL??????!? ATKINS runs away, crawling under a long table as the...