Blue Jays Acquire Raul Valdes from Houston Astros

::SARCASM ALERT:: In a move destined to change the season, the Toronto Blue Jays acquired prized pitcher Raul Valdes from the Houston.  The 36 year old lefty was so highly sought after that it took an undetermined mystery player-to-be-named in order to acquire his services.  It’s hard to see why anybody wouldn’t want...

By Justin Jay