Scenes From Day One In Dunedin

Pitchers and catchers have reported to camp and today are having their first workouts in Dunedin. Spring Training is on! And even the dull-headed insufferable white-haired chowder-eating jowly pseudo-Irish Wahlberg-enabling pretending-Fenway-isn’t-an-open-urinal unashamed-bro Masshole fuck-trash Red Sox signing Cuban über-prospect Yoan Moncada isn’t going to make a day like this not sweet. I mean… just look…

By Andrew Stoeten