Jays Lose 8-7: (Fake) Game One Thoughts

We had a “maysured,” we had some “airs,” we had a high sky, we had a pitcher almost maimed (Aaron Sanchez, as seen above making the first out of the day), we had undue praise for Ryan Goins (who, in fairness, had a pretty nice day until his last at-bat), we had our first tastes…

By Andrew Stoeten